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[There's a longer pause than usual, because the old fart is really still not used to talking to machines. Not like this, anyway.]

...oh! Yes, hello. Hello to your answering machine, I should say. [Grandpa 5eva.] My name is James Patrick March. I keep a hotel here in Maurtia Falls, the Hotel Castile. I was calling because...

[The thump of fingers against a desk, and that polite trail turns into a short, breathy laugh. No use beating around the bush any more!]

I've wanted to speak with you, naturally, the reason anyone calls anyone else. Seems to me we have something in common.

[They like shooting people. A lot.]

That's about it, yes! You can reach me at this number or the Castile's any time. Day or night, morning or evening. I'm not in the habit of sleeping all that much. [Ghost humor!!!!] I do wish you a very wonderful day and hope to hear from you soon, at your earliest convenience.

[ Perhaps it's a bit old-fashioned, but the message arrives for the Man in Black via mockingbird. Sealed closed by a wax mockingbird sigil, the letter is hand-written in careful cursive. ]

Dear Mr. Walker -

We have not spoken before, but my name is Petyr Baelish. I serve as the ambassador for Maurtia Falls. I write to you on behalf of a project I am working on within my city. Construction has already begun on rebuilding a much larger library, but I wish for this to be more than simply a bigger structure. I hope to inspire education and the spread of knowledge to the natives of Maurtia Falls as well as provide an invaluable resource to new arrivals here. But more than that, I wish to use it to pay homage to the natives who lost their lives within Maurtia Falls due to imPort related tragedies. Their names will be honored within the library itself and donations will be set up to be made to the families.

For this project to succeed, I need your help. If you are able to donate anything at all to the cause, it would be most appreciated -- whether that is books, money, or simply your time. I do believe you and I have a mutual investment in Dr. Chilton's psychiatric center, so perhaps this can be yet another project we both invest in.

I thank you for your time, and I do hope to hear back from you soon.

Sincerely,
Ambassador Petyr Baelish

[ OOC: You can feel free to just respond to this OOCly if he would donate anything or not! ]

[His speech came jaggedly, with the fluster of emotion:]

What the fuck, Mr. Walker?

Dear Mr. William Walker,

Given the evidence provided of your assault upon my employee in my hospital, and given the precarious nature of your investment in said hospital, my lawyers advise that I not pursue litigation that may result in public criminal charges.

I expect you to pay, in full, the $250,000.00 in damages by the end of this week.

There is no need to reply to this letter. I will see you accompanied with payment by June 7th, 2017, or I will see you in court.

Sincerest regards,
Dr. Frederick Chilton

Edited 2017-05-11 05:48 (UTC)